How did the farmer find his wife?

[W1der]

... he tractor down!

[EnglishGent]

There was a man who had grown up with liking tractors his whole life, wallpaper on the walls as a child led to reading magazines as a young man. He'd play farming games in the evenings, and collect various books and models as and when he could, but he never actually got close to evening sitting in a tractor.

His wife tolerated her husbands hobby as he was a good man who didn't really do anything else. One day he came home and he was excited to the point that she wondered what had happened to him. They'd been discussing buying a new car and she thought he'd seen a really good deal. He covered her eyes so she couldn't peek and he guided her outside and as she opened her eyes she saw a bright orange tractor!

Her husband was overjoyed with his Kubota mini tractor and was trying to show her when the attachments will go. She eventually got a word in to say "what'd ya buy that for' it only takes me half an hour to mow the lawn! You've gone too far now, it's either me or the tractor, and not just that 'thing' but all of it!"

He sit's quiet on his tractor seat as his wife goes inside, and after some deep thinking, goes indoors and agrees to her terms. Everything was eventually removed and he just did the normal things people did.

Months later whilst watching TV he hears a scream from his wife and he rushes to the kitchen where he see's a fire on the cooker. Quickly he opens the backdoor and breaths in all the smoke and blows it back out into the garden, saving the house and his wife.

His wife is absolutely amazed and she asks "How did you do that?" and he replies "It was easy, you're forgetting I'm an ex-tractor-fan!"

[Irish farmer 91]

So cheesy lol

[Miketeg]

Wow....hahaha

[Farmhand2016]

Thanks for the good laugh this morning. I sent it to a farmer friend of my that just put his combine in the shop for some serious repairs right in the middle of their soy bean harvest. He needed a bit of humor as well!!

[incase380]

Lol nice one. Here's my contribution.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands.

[EnglishGent]

Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side
Why did the Cockerel cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken
Why did the horse cross the road?
To visit his old neighbourhood
Why did the pig cross the road?
Because he'd got Boar-ed
Why did the farmer cross the road?
Because someone let all his animals out

[lefe1]

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
Because he was out standing in his field!


What day do potatoes hate the most?
Fry-day!

What new crop did the farmer plant?
Beets me!

[Preble 818]

What's the difference between a duck?
One legs the same.